Game 2 Notes: Bruins Continue to Live Their Best Life

Again I will lead off with this… IS ANYONE HAVING MORE FUN SO FAR THAN THE BRUINS?

That’s gonna be a no from me, dog.

I really thought the Leafs were going to show up last night. I truly did. I kept telling myself there’s NO WAY they don’t respond with some kind of fire and emotion. I still thought the Bruins were going to win last night but I expected Toronto to make it hard on them.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA – What a bunch of LOSERS. That’s how you come out? You looked like Todd from accounting the Monday after his college reunion where he thought he could “drink like the old days” which is saying something since half this Leafs team is 13 years old. Makes you think.

LETS RUN IT!

Spaghetti Dinner

Remember having Spags in high school? I personally don’t because I never played on a team that did one, I *played* basketball in high school and we mostly just ate Subway and Dunkin Donut munchkins during film while our coach told us it wasn’t ideal to average a technical foul every single game.

Regardless, spaghetti dinner the night before a game was tradition for most. Arrive at somebody’s house and devour pasta as if that was the magical carbohydrate that was going to get your team over the hump in tomorrow’s game. Puts it all in perspective just how stupid you really are in high school.

You know who isn’t stupid? THIS GUY BOY.

“HEY DAD MY EYES DONT WORK SO GOOD IS THAT WAYNE GRETZKY OVER THERE?!?!?!”

Pastrnak was absolutely absurd last night. He’s having a historic series just two games in with ZERO signs of letting up. The Pastrnak-Bergeron-Marchand line has 20 points this series… One more time for the people in the back.

THE PASTRNAK-BERGERON-MARCHAND LINE HAS 20 POINTS SO FAR THIS SERIES.

That is stupid. This line is a wagon and Pasta is laughing in the face of all the teams that passed on him in 2014.

Tuukka Rask? STILL GOOD.

30 saves on 33 shots.

Rask Haters: YEAH BUT HE GAVE UP THREE GOALS BLAH BLAH BLAH

Shut your mouth. Look at the second period alone and the Leafs should have had 4 goals and that game would have actually meant something for the other side. Instead Tuukka was flashing the leather like an underground BDSM club that you *accidentally* stumbled upon in a section of Queens.

Rask has been a stud this series. I know it’s easy to say that when he’s getting offensive support like this but he just looks comfortable. If he maintains this level of play the Bruins will still be cruising even if they aren’t putting up 5 and 7 goals in a game.

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I know I’m going out on a limb here (again) but I just refuse to believe that the Leafs are a no show in game three. They’re finally getting two games on home ice and it would just be disrespectful for them to throw up on themselves at home. I would enjoy being wrong again but home ice is real in Canada.

That’s pretty much the only thing Toronto has going for them… Home ice for the next two. If you told them to fix something about the first two games you would look them all dead in the eyes and say EVERYTHING.

The old phrase is “The series doesn’t start until someone wins on the road” and the Bruins can start and end this series all in one night (if they haven’t killed them already). Game 3 can essentially end this one.

I know the NHL has the most teams to come back from 3-0 in a series, but you’re not looking at this Leafs team if they go down and saying “THEY’RE GON’ DO IT TO ‘EM”

All in all what a freaking Saturday for us, huh? The Sox continue to obliterate anyone in their way. The Bruins stunt again. John Mulaney hosted one hell of an SNL last night. The weather is coming around (kind of).

WE ARE LIVING OUR BEST LIFE

AirGinge

Just doing the damn thing, one Boston sporting event at a time. Founder of Boston Bench Mob. Mid-range jump shot enthusiast. Believer of the TB12 Method. Mozzarella sticks for life.

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