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BENCH MOB BETS are back at it with Week 11 of the College Football Season and it’s getting to be around that time, people. Homecoming is over, most of the nation’s collegiate football programs are dead and looking forward to next year… This is my favorite part of college football season though, this is where the golden games really come and hit you right in the face and I WANT TO BET THEM ALL.
But I have rent to pay now, so here are the few I’m going with.
Just to recap last week… We went 2-2 and we were +15 units… Not a bad week for the kid, and hopefully you as well. HERE WE GO!
Florida Gators @ South Carolina Gamecocks -6.5 —– 15 units
This stings the shit out of me if I’m being honest. Fun Bench Mob fact coming in hot! I was a Florida Gator for one year. I got accepted to UF and it was my dream school and instantly committed. I spent a year there and I just didn’t fit in and was even fatter than I am now which didn’t really respond well to the Florida heat… Who would’ve thought? I digress.
The Gators flat out STINK. THEY STINK. THEY EFFING STINK, FOLKS. I was so high on this team coming into the year and I have never seen a UF team fold up and quit like this one had. Randy Shannon as the interim coach is LAUGH OUT LOUD hilarious. I really think the Cocks roll in this one, especially at home.
Iowa Hawkeyes +11.5 @ Wisconsin Badgers —– 10 units
I think Iowa has been one of the most fun teams to watch this college football season. I really love the way their defense gets after it, and it’s just a likable team. Wisconsin has played a weak schedule all year. It’s not their fault, I don’t blame the players or the coaches they just play whoever is on the schedule and they’re undefeated. I still think that this is going to be a different beast for the Badgers. The Hawkeyes should’ve beaten Penn State earlier in the season and I like them to cover here.
Notre Dame -3.5 @ Miami Hurricanes —– 5 units
I haven’t been this excited for a college football game since last year’s National Title bout between Bama and Clemson. The 30 for 30 documentaries on The U are some of the best sports films EVER that allow a slim peak into the rivalry of Notre Dame and Miami. Also, growing up one of my best friend’s Dad went to the U and made sure to fill me in growing up, what it was like being a Hurricane.
Still, Notre Dame is a WAGON this year. Holy shit ball they are incredible. Their schedule has been bonkers and they’ve handled it very well. Even the loss to Georgia came down to a couple 50-50 plays that if they went the other way, Notre Dame is undefeated.
The Irish are putting up 41 points per game, good for 6th in the nation. I know Miami has the turnover chain, but I just don’t think they’re going to hold up against the Irish. I love the U but ND covers here.
LIFE’S TOO SHORT TO BET THE UNDER… OVER OF THE WEEK!
Washington State @ Utah OVER 50 —- 5 Units