Just a reminder to all NFL fans outside of Cleveland to be thankful that you are not a Cleveland Browns’ fan.


You. Have. Got. To. Be. Kidding. Me. I just had to talk about this, it’s a national necessity.

Is this seriously the most Cleveland Browns thing of all-time? It seriously has to be, right? No contest. Nothing tops this. In case you have no idea what I’m talking about…

It was all sewn up for the Bengals and the Browns. AJ McCarron being shipped to Believeland and OF COURSE, THE BROWNS COULD NOT CLOSE THE DEAL.

Look, I know this is speculated and it’s Twitter and nothing is ever what it seems blah blah blah… But come on. You know this is true. The only franchise in the history of sports that could ever let something like this happen is the Cleveland Browns.

Just imagine it in your mind, champagne and high fives all around in the Browns headquarters. Todd from accounting even shows up with a goddamn handle of Tito’s. The celebration is on! Then…

“Hey, boss. You called into the NFL offices to approve the trade right?”


“…………It appears I have not.”

CLASSIC! Best trade deadline EVER!

The Browns just continue to redefine what it means to be an actual dumpster fire, and it will never cease to be absolutely hilarious. I have a few close friends of mine who are Browns fans who I feel bad for, but I still can’t keep myself from laughing.

PS – Imagine being AJ McCarron. Bullet dodged right there brodie. I guess you’re still in Cincinnati where they put chili on top of pasta or some crazy shit, but at least it’s not the Browns.


Just doing the damn thing, one Boston sporting event at a time. Founder of Boston Bench Mob. Mid-range jump shot enthusiast. Believer of the TB12 Method. Mozzarella sticks for life.

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