I Needed This Belichick Door Knocker Yesterday…
012418- Sculpture of Bill Belichick created by Rhode Island artist Palmer Murphy (courtesy photo)

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“I’m the one that knocks.” —Heisenberg

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There it is. I need to know how much it is and that’s just so I can start writing the check now.

Look at the craftsmanship, the quality, the fear that it imposes on houseguests before they enter your humble abode.

Oh… You want to bring a vegetable platter to the Super Bowl party…?

Take one look at Bill on the front door and you’re turning your ass around to go grab two bottles of Pappy Van Winkle and a barbecue chicken pizza. You know why? BECAUSE THIS IS A HOUSE OF CHAMPIONSHIPS.

The headset microphone as the actual knocker… Genius.


Just doing the damn thing, one Boston sporting event at a time. Founder of Boston Bench Mob. Mid-range jump shot enthusiast. Believer of the TB12 Method. Mozzarella sticks for life.

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